surgeons

I received this today via email. Judging the way our politicians have been acting this week here in Canada, it is quit fitting. Thanks for the great budget Harper, Thank God the rich wont have to worry in the future, we wouldn't want to stress them out.

AK

FIVE SURGEONS

Five Canadian Surgeons are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.

The first, an Ontario surgeon says, "I like to see accountants
on my operating table, because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered."

The second, a Quebec surgeon responds, "Yeah, but you should
try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third a B.C. surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are
the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth, an Alberta surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers...those guys always understand when
you have a few parts left over.

But the fifth, a Newfoundland surgeon shut them all up when he
observed:"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to
operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains
and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.

PS: Newfoundland got completely screwed by the recent budget (full of broken promises)you know a budget is bad when we look to the Atlantic Accord as a good document in comparison.

AK